“Not even in the same category as store granola.”
What was supposed to be my two-bite sample of the bag turned into a 5 minute chewing orgy. New marketing slogan should be: "You just won't be able to get enough! The flavors peak with naughty intensity!"
“This granola is amazing! How can I get more?”
“I can’t stop eating it! Give me some more La Jolla crack!”
"This is the world's best granola. I love just to pick up the gigantic chunks and eat them like a crunchy fruity snappy cookie - but better than a cookie! Of course, with a cold glass of milk . . . and a great La Jolla sunset. Heaven on Earth!"
“This is really good! The balance of sweet and salty is just right.”
“My mouth, brain and body love the taste.”
“My kids love it. I put the chunks in their lunchbox.”
“I can’t stop eating your granola. I’m completely addicted! When are you baking again?”
“It’s so different from the typical sugary granola bar.”
“I give it to my kids with yogurt and fruit as a healthy dessert.”
“I’m a nursing mom and I just pumped an extra 5 ounces after eating your granola! Crazy!”
“Whenever we buy a bag, someone in the house hides it so they don’t have to share. It’s kind of annoying to have to hunt through the kitchen, but also it’s pretty funny when you think about it.”
“Hey LJ Granola, did you know that granola withdrawal symptoms do not diminish over time like heroin withdrawal symptoms do?"
"Best. Granola. Ever. Dictated to my iphone."